The Valiant Van Damme: Vigorous Virtuoso of Violence

Mighty muscles move with grace,

Kicks come quick, crushing foes.

Van Damme, valiant victor stands,

Fierce fighter, famed film star.

Belgium's bold son battles on,

Splits stretch, showing strength supreme.

Action's ace, adept actor,

Leaping, landing lethal blows.

Hero's heart, hard-hitting hands,

Jean Claude, just, juggernaut reigns.