The Ballad of the Aquatic Minstrel's Refrain

In waters deep, where finny creatures swim,

A tune doth rise, with vigor and with vim.

A ditty of a shark, both young and small,

Whose melody doth pierce through one and all.

With simple words, it doth repeat and turn,

A siren's song that in one's mind doth burn.

The young ones dance, the elders sigh and moan,

As 'doo doo doo' becomes their ceaseless tone.

This catchy verse, a plague upon the ear,

Doth haunt us still, year after passing year.