The Tale of Johnny Bravo's Boast

In fair Milledgeville was this Bravo born,

A valiant heart, from ladies was not torn,

His muscles bulged, though mind was somewhat slight,

He posed and winked, a shocking comic sight.

A yellow pompadour did crown his head,

And many's the tender heart his jesting led.

Hark! His voice rings Mother's call, phrase wild,

Seeking love, by manner so beguiled.

Yet through his pranks he's found an earnest glow,

In friendship’s light, his humble virtues grow.