The Boldness of Leroy Jenkins
Fierce in forefront, fearless Leroy followed signs of the fates at twilight.
Jenkins jovial, joyous ever, seeking glory and foes to vanquish.
Cleaving claws, clashing great knights, throbbing heart in hero’s chest.
Comrades cried, chaos swelling; courage-filled, none forthwith fled.
Round undecayed rune-stones loomed, lurking danger in depths unseen.
Shrill skies howled, as shaking earth echoed with warriors' resolve.
Axe at arm, onward braving, Leroy leapt at leader's call.
Severed shields, storm of struggle, battles bloody an end unlawful.
Gathered guilds so gallant woven, in ashes afterward did wander.
Legend lasting, lurking grasp upheld strong; behold brave Jenkins.